"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
(Source: thankyoucorndog, via lexiepiper)
Lately I’m either jealous of my ex’s for having more than what I seem to have or mad at my friends that think being apart from their significant other for one day is hard…
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
(Source: bb-forever, via ofcourseimawkward)
I’m watching my friends be so upset they’re away from their significant others for one day and it’s driving me insane… five weeks… I live not too far from Evan and I haven’t seen him in five weeks… my summer has gone by with seeing him ONCE…. I’m not very happy…